The Tattooed Baby Kickstarter Castle Whale

If you call yourself Save the Whales, every once in a while you have to save a whale.

~ Tom Ahern

 Once upon a time… if you wanted to go into business you worked a day job, saved up some money. Wrote a business plan and went to the bank and seriously considered giving oral pleasure to the loan officer behind the desk in order to get the funds you needed to maybe get your business off the ground.

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The Erotica of Agatha Christie

“But surely for everything you have to love you have to pay some price.”

~ Agatha Christie

Debate rages, it’s what debate does. People like nothing more than debating stuff. Debate leads to all kinds of silliness and the only thing I feel we can be sure about is that there is always evidence for both sides of any argument.

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Armageddon It

“Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car could go straight upwards.”
~ Fred Hoyle.

I live, at least according to the Rolling Stones, in the arsehole of the Universe. Technically, they were speaking of Invercargill (New Zealand’s southernmost city).

Therefore I guess I live in the Sacral Cleft of the Universe.
New Zealand/Aotearoa is about as beautiful as you would expect a dark, moist, and hidden from polite society, place to be (now I’m wondering about plumbers…).

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Don’t Promote Your Book

“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”
― Maya Angelou

There are millions of authors in the world and millions more who are “just” writers. Among the multitude are the self-publishers, the traditionally published, the hybrids, the indie-published and the unpublished.

No matter what kind of writer you are, or the kind of writer you know (and you probably know at least one, even if they don’t admit it) there is one thing common to all writers. We all need people to read our books.

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